I'm coo-coo for knitted muffs

My name is Dominica (Hello Dominica) and I'm a yarnaholic. My life's goal is to someday own an Olympic swimming pool so that I can drain the water, fill it up with yarn and jump in naked. So this leads to the reason for this post, I need your help here, please let me know what you think:
Do you think I'll drown in yarn? This is important because if too many people think I'm going to drown in yarn, then I'm going to change my goal to a kiddie pool and I'll be out in my backyard as soon as it hits seventy with my stash, a plastic kiddie pool, and minus clothing. Post here for an invitation.